…And My Doorbell Only Rings When I’m Sitting On The Can

Expected a priority package from FedEx today that required a signature. FedEx always comes late in the day for us. I was away from the house for an hour this morning. I got home at 9:20 and found a tag on the door indicating FedEx attempted delivery at 9:15. This is either a proof of Murphy’s Law or the Gods are conspiring against me. Fortunately my anger management classes mandated by the court have made a difference.

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